A Word from Grandpa McCoy
“It all started when Junior spotted something strange over in the cornfield. Ma grabbed Sonnie boy and Suzy got the shotgun and out we went. Me and ol besty was ready to be good close personal friends with whoever was breaking into the still. We heard some noises by the still and that’s when Drunk Bob got that look in his eye that he gets when he goes out on his weekly Men in Plaid meetings. The look that says I’m going to kick the crap out of some varmints. He was madder than a hornet stuck in molasses.
So there we were looking around in the still and at first we thought it weren’t nothing noways but then outta the corner of my eye I could see the varmint! It were grayer than the night is before a bonfire and had big blue green colored eyes like the Hatfield’s above ground swimming pool. I swear there’s something livin in that thing. Anyway listen here the thing were an alien surer than it were anything else.
We were scared but we grabbed our lead and went out for the glory. Drunk Bob tossed a cocktail at them and the thing lit up one of them like roman candle. Sonnie Boy had his potato cannon and he fired at that robot thing they had. Well the taters bounced off but some of them got stuck in its feet and sure enough them mashed taters caused it to trip over into the catfish pond.
We had them alien varmints on the run but they left shooting and kept trying to probe one of our cows. That’s when we heard the sirens of them revenuers. The authorities are always trying to come and steal our shine. It makes me madder than a tick on a bull’s rocky mountain oysters to think of them government types. Anyway if they come back we’ll be ready for them – the aliens and the revenuers."
You hold in your hands the ultimate game of hilarious aliens versus hillbilly combat. It Came From Beyond the Still is a skirmish-level tabletop miniatures war game in which two or more sides engage in mortal combat for life, liberty and the booze. So tell your kin to be prepared and to play responsibly.
This is the full version that is currently in print as a softcover format! Aliens vs. Hillbillies is a non-stop action-filled tabletop miniatures game that is full of hilarity and combat between alien varmints and the Hillbilly moonshiners. As if the aliens weren’t bad enough, if you are a hillbilly you have to look out for the Revenuers and the other authorities. Lucikly, you have the Men in Plaid on your side to even the power as well as some Hillbilly cool powers that are sure to surprise even the jaded shiner.
Defending the trailer park from the alien incursion!
This book contains the main core rules for It Came From Beyond the Still as well as the supplements The Weapons Closet and Men in Plaid and those Other Guys and includes two brand new scenarios that are not available in the other editions!
It Came From Beyond the Still is a stand-alone game that is playable in about an hour.
What you Get
- Letter from Neuron, the Supreme Alien Commander
- First person account of the alien menace from Grandpa McCoy
- Rules governing combat
- Grays
- Squids
- McCoys
- Hatfields
- Revenuers
- Men in Plaid
- Those Other Guys
- Weapon Closet (New Weapons!)
-Ready-to-play Scenarios! (New Scenarios!)
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